how my mother works

me: mom i got all A's

mom:

me: mom i cleaned the whole house

mom:

me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

mom:

mom: is this your cup on the table?

me: yes

mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

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Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

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Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends. 

sashagreysbutthole:

eee-in:

sashagreysbutthole:

sjwstupidity:

sashagreysbutthole:

sjwstupidity:

lifehackable:

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How fucking sad is this world that this is supposed to be a lifehack now?"if you upset someone apologize, LIFEHACK!"

If anything, the flowers and the note should be the lifehack. Verbal apologies are good enough.

my point was none of that should be a lifehack because it’s all pretty damn common knowledge.

Some dudes don’t realize how far flowers and a note will go.

“Some women don;t know how much a blowjob and some beer will go.” Could you imagine that? Feminists would lose their minds. If I upset you, I’m sorry. Why do I owe you 6 dollars?

What are you talking about? When did anyone mention anything about feminism?

sashagreysbutthole:

eee-in:

sashagreysbutthole:

sjwstupidity:

sashagreysbutthole:

sjwstupidity:

lifehackable:

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How fucking sad is this world that this is supposed to be a lifehack now?
"if you upset someone apologize, LIFEHACK!"

If anything, the flowers and the note should be the lifehack. Verbal apologies are good enough.

my point was none of that should be a lifehack because it’s all pretty damn common knowledge.

Some dudes don’t realize how far flowers and a note will go.

“Some women don;t know how much a blowjob and some beer will go.” Could you imagine that? Feminists would lose their minds. If I upset you, I’m sorry. Why do I owe you 6 dollars?

What are you talking about? When did anyone mention anything about feminism?

astray-wolf-heart:

creeperella13:

dreamingcities:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

donaldbump:

this deserves waay more notes

good god

How is this possible

This gif shits on tony hawk

This gif shits on everyone

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